THE WORLD’S FIRST ALBUM FROM THE FUTURE!!!

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1.    User Boy User Girl

2.    Do The Tony Montana Samba!

3.    Humans R Dumb (BECOZ)

4.      Jacques Cousteau

5.    Meteorite

6.    Surf The Chinese Tsunami!

7.    C.H.I.M.P.A.N.Z.E.E.E

8.    I AM SQUID!

9.    VegetarianismForHumans_Program#AR72813

10.The Ballad of Flipper and Molly O’Dolphin

11.Dude, Where’s My Flying Electric Car?

12.Guns! Sea! Dolphins!

13.Electric Lady Fly With Me

14.The Large Hadron Collider (Shine Your Light On Me)

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Sing Along! Here’s The Lyrics!

The Chilling Tale From the FUTURE!

 

User boy, user girl

 

User boy, user girl, eyes light up, technology swirls

Consumer boy, consumer girl, flip the switch, eat the world

Youtube pop science, but hate hard math, quote Richard Dawkins, for clever facts

You studied “IT”, but you can’t code, use a computer to shop for clothes

 

User Boy, User Girl, Consumer Boy, Consumer Girl

 

User boy, user girl, using Google, to see the world

You Wiki your name, to spell it right, Facebook, Tweet, all through the night

Consumer boy, consumer girl, buy an automatic car, to take a twirl

You tried a stick shift, brain over load, never even made it on road

 

User Boy, User Girl, Consumer Boy, Consumer Girl

 

User boy, user girl, buy a degree, anywhere in the world

Credit life skills, for a PhD, make big bucks, buy a Humvee

Consumer boy, consumer girl, party all night, till its bright

Autotune hero, can’t play guitar, got the hair and clothes, he’s your rock star

User Boy, User Girl, Consumer Boy, Consumer Girl to fade

The Tony Montana Samba

 

I am from Cuba, and I want to be jour fren
I am from Cuba, and I bring my little fren
I am from Cuba, and I want to be jour fren
I am from Cuba, and I bring my little fren
Say hello to my little fren!
My little fren from Cuba, ha ha ha ha!
Say hello to my little fren!

So you think you can dance, pendejo?

I am from Cuba, and I teach you how to dance
I am from Cuba, and I teach you how to dance
I am from Cuba, and I teach you how to Samba
Samba! Samba with me, I am from Cuba
And I teach you how to dance!
Come and samba with me mericon!

So you think you can dance? Pendejo?

I am from Cuba and I run Miami
I am from Cuba and I am King of Florida
I am from Cuba and I run Miami
I am from Cuba and I am King of Florida

ad lib till end


 

BECAUZE (HUMANS ARE DUMB)

I’ve forgotten how to love

How to mate and repopulate

Don’t think I’ve ever had a date

Becauze

 

Evolution was great

But we worshipped Justin Bieber instead

Our wealth and mental growth came late

Becauze

 

HUMANS ARE DUMB

THE DUMPSTER IS WHERE THEY BELONG

FROM THE GWAI LO TO THE AFRICAN

MALAYSIAN TO SINGAPOREAN

HUMANS ARE DUMB

 

All of their Gods started to fight

About the size of their members (very important for Men Gods)

How this started we all don’t remember

Becauze

 

New temptations arose like flowers

Sh!tbook me, I’m your Instanumber

One guy says to the other, “Die” and we all die

Becauze

HUMANS ARE DUMB

THE DUMPSTER IS WHERE THEY BELONG

FROM THE GWAI LO TO THE AFRICAN

MALAYSIAN TO SINGAPOREAN

HUMANS ARE DUMB

 

We conquered Mars and we conquered Zouk

But no one ever bothered to look

Buck Rogers was coming from behind

Becauze

 

While we’re out there fighting and working

The dolphins are actually evolving

And they’re planning an attack on us, oh please sqave us!

Becauze

HUMANS ARE DUMB

THE DUMPSTER IS WHERE THEY BELONG

FROM THE GWAI LO TO THE AFRICAN

MALAYSIAN TO SINGAPOREAN

HUMANS ARE DUMB

Jacques Cousteau

 

Some people call Him, Zeus, Prometheous or Joe.  Athena, Cassopiea, Chloe or Flo

Some people call Him, Johnny, Joey, Dee Dee or Dick.  Ian Curtis, Bob Smith, Jimi or Mick

Whatever you want, anything goes As long as you don’t call Him Jacques Cousteau

 

CHORUS

Jacques Cousteau, up in your heavenly submarine

There’s only one Jacques Costeau, no Jacques CusTrinity

The unbelievers taunt and poke, they speak your holy name

We know that when they’re dead and gone, they’ll burn in poison flames

There’s only one Jacques Cousteau, you belong to us Jacques Cousteau

 

I can breathe under water cos of Jacques Cousteau

I can swim with the dolphins cos of Jacques Cousteau

I can see sea urchins in their natural habitat. I can  see octopi hiding in old ship wrecks

Call Him what you want, anything goes  As long as you don’t call Him Jacques Cousteau

<Chorus>

 

If you call Him Jacques Cousteau, you’ll really make me mad. I’ll pound my pudgy little fists, bitch to my favorite rag

I’ll scream until my eyes bulge out, because I am supreme

You better show me some respect, you unbelieving weasels

Call Him what you want, anything goes As long as you don’t call Him Jacques Cousteau

<Chorus>

 

I know in your holy books, you use His sacred name.

I’ve heard it in your songs of praise, you should be put in jail.

I’ve heard it when you stub your foot, you take His name in vain.  I hope you burn in hell, you scum, eternity of pain.

Call Him what you want, anything goes. As long as you don’t call Him Jacques Cousteau

<Chorus>

When I’m down and out, feeling very low. I close my eyes and hear him say, “I’m here, I’m Jacques Cousteau”

You’ll never be alone, my friend, I’m swimming by your side.  My tank is full, I’ll show the way, hold up your head with pride.

Call Him what you want, anything goes.  As long as you don’t call Him Jacques Cousteau

<Chorus>

<guitar solo>

<Chorus to end>

Der Meteorite

 

Run, run, run from the meteorite.

After the meteorite has come...No people
After the meteorite has come...No animals
After the meteorite has come...No autobahn
After the meteorite has come...No trees
After the meteorite has come...No grass
After the meteorite has come...No food

Run, run, run from the meteorite.


 

Surf the Chinese Tsunami

 

This is a public safety announcement

A meteorite has made landfall in former Soviet Territory of Kazahstan

Impact from meteorite has caused severe deformation and stress to earth crust at landing site

Country of China has broken away from Asian continent, and is now moving around the globe.

 

This has caused a very, very large tsunami. A large tsunami of China. A Chinese tsunami.

You are warned to stay indoors and close your windows.

We have reports of pieces of the great wall, Tianamen square, hurtling in this tsunami

 

There are people in trapped in the giant tsunami

Billions of people, billions of livestock

Trapped in this giant tsunami, circling the planet.

This tsunami of China. This Chinese Tsunami.

 

Countries are being erased by this tsunami of China

Vietnam, Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia

Brunei (brunei not really country…ha ha ha)

To only way to survive is to surf, surf the Chinese tsunami

Don’t fight Chinese tsunami, surf! Surf!

 

Come and surf the Chinese tsunami 2x

Come and surf the tsunami with me

 

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. I will surf my my fear, I will surf the chinese tsunami

 

Come and surf the Chinese tsunami 2x

Come and surf the tsunami with me

 

The waves are bitchin in the Chinese tsunami 2x

Come surf the tsunami with me


 

Chimpanzeee

0. On an island, in the sea, live one million chimpanzees

 

1. Where are you where are me, where are all the chimpanzees

 

2. Are they here are they there, are they wearing underwear?

 

3. They go near, they go far, in their flying electric cars

 

4. There's no more trees, they live in huts, they're showing you their hairy butts

 

5. They're not happy, they're not sad, now they are getting really mad!

 

6. They're throwing rocks, they're throwing crap, they're getting ready to attack!

 

7. They're baring their teeth, they're getting their guns! Everybody run run run!


 

Squid

 

I am squid, I am squid, S.Q.U.I.D squid. I am squid, I am squid, S.Q.U.I.D squid.

My folks, my wife, my kid, they all be squids.

I am squid! I am squid! And I’m swimming in the sea.

I am squid! I am squid! My friends all swim with me!

Orange, red, brown and blue! They’re all squids too!                                                          

 

Hey kids! So you wanna be a squid? I said, do you wanna be a squid? Do you know what it takes to be a squid? Being a squid is more than just squirting ink, and waving your tentacles. In fact, being a squid takes commitment and focus. Being a squid, takes discipline, mental and physical strength. Being a squid, is more than being a job, its more than being a career. Being a squid is a lifestyle choice!

 

I am squid, I am squid, S.Q.U.I.D squid. I am squid, I am squid, S.Q.U.I.D squid.

My folks, my wife, my kid, they all be squids.

I am squid! I am squid! And I’m swimming in the sea.

I am squid! I am squid! My friends all swim with me!

Orange, red, brown and blue! They’re all squids too!                                                          

 

OK, OK, OK, I’ll teach you how to be a squid. I’ll be your squid sensei. I’ll be sensei Squid-yagi. You must promise not to use your squid power for harm. Protect the weak, and those less squid than you.

 

You are squid, you are squid, S.Q.U.I.D squid. You turn, red, brown and blue, wave your tentacles like this too.

Now green and brown and pink, now squirt some ink!

You are squid, you are squid, S.Q.U.I.D squid. Wiggle lift, flail on right, wave your tentacles up real high!

That’s the way to go kids! Keep it up and you’ll be squid!

Red, red, red, red, red, red, red, green.

Purple, purple, purple, purple, blue orange.

Teal, teal, teal, teal, magenta.

Fuchsia, fuchsia, fuchsia, fuchsia, grey

Flail left, flail right, squirt ink, all night!

That’s how to be a squid, all right!

Guitar solo & whale friend solo

We are squid, we are squid! S.Q.U.I.D squid! We are squid, we are squid! S.Q.U.I.D squid!

Our folks, our wives our kids! They all be squids!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

Vegetarian

 

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The Ballad of Flipper and Molly O’Dolphin

 

Flipper was a dolphin, a dolphin’s life led he

Livin’ with his wife and kids, in the Irish sea

Flipper was a farmer, a farmer’s life led he

Grown’ sea potatoes in the depths of the Irish sea

 

Flipper worked all day, hard toilin’ in the farm

Molly cared for the wee ones, keeping them from harm

Bono, Sinead and Enya, playin’ in the kelp

Flipper and Molly loved ‘em, their three wee dolphin whelps

 

After workin’ Flipper, would head out with the lads

To O’Malley’s by the coral reef, all shiny in the sands

There they’d drink their whiskey, and Guinness by the pint

Play cards, and sing sea shanties, and maybe start a fight

 

Molly would be waitin’, a hot meal she had laid

Bono, Sinead and Enya, waitin for their dad

Flipper would swim home, right to their dolphin hugs

And feast on Molly’s corned beef, and whisky by the jug

 

Fiona worked behind the bar, at O’Malley’s, servin booze

She had her eye on Flipper, she was a dolphin flooze

She wanted his potatoes, his house and money, too

She’d bat her lashes, show some tail, spin like a whirl pool 

 

One night at O’Malleys, Fiona poured a drink

Of whisky for dear Flipper, as she gave a wink

She slipped some lovin’ potion, in the whisky jug

Flipper, drank it all down, then passed out on the rug

 

He woke up all hung over, in Fiona’s clamshell bed

Her smilin’ face beside his, the potion in his head

And then he heard poor Molly, callin’ out his name

Bono, Sinead and Enya, cryin’ out the same

 

Fiona squealed out loudly, and grinned from ear to ear

“Molly take your wee ones home, I’ve got Flipper here”

He wants to live here with me, and frolic in the kelp

You best swim home, away from here, with your three wee dolphin whelps

 

Flipper and Fiona, danced in the Irish sea

Playin in the kelp and coral, swimming with the seals

They lived a life, as dolphin and wife, blissful and carefree

And Flipper farmed potatoes, as happy as could be

 

One day, the potion did run out, and Fiona had no more

And Flipper did remember, his life as it was before

Molly, Sinead and Bono, Enya, the wee dolphin brat

Slowly the pieces did return, and Flipper did regret

 

He swam towards his family home, in the Irish sea

The house was dark and empty, as quiet as could be

He found a note on the larder door, which he read and cried till dawn

Molly and the wee ones, had packed up and were gone

 

Their broken hearts could not be fixed, no husband and pa to love

So they swam to San Diego, to different skies above

They got jobs in the Sea World, with other creatures from afar

The kids jumped through hoops for fish, and Molly balanced a jar

 

One day a boat dropped anchor, right near Flipper’s home

He swam to the surface, and snuck a look, the TV it was on

He saw Molly and the three wee kids in a Sea World ad

He jumped for joy and swam and swam like mad

 

He got to San Diego, swam up to Molly’s tank

The swore he’d never drink again, looked up and offered thanks

To dolphin god up in the sky, for he found his lovely Molly

He’d never touch that cursed juice of the goddamned barley

Molly, Sinead, and Bono, and wee Enya too

Took Flipper back into their arms and lived in the Sea World Zoo

No more farmin potatos, no more whisky jugs

No more nights at O’Malleys, passed out on the rug (repeat to fade)


 

Where’s My Flying Electric Car?

In the future, there’s no aeroplanes

In the future, there’s no cars or trains, dude

There’s only flying electric cars

 

In the future, there’s no gasoline

In the future, there’s no kerosene, dude

Where’s my flying elecric car?

 

In the future there are  no trees

Apes and monkeys live next to me, dude

They all have flying electric cars

 

In the future the dolphins rule

They run the state and teach in schools, dude

They built my flying electric car.

 

(Dolphin solo)

 

In the future, there’s no Proton

No Jaguar, Mercedes, no Citroen, dude

Only flying electric cars

 

Where’s my flying electric car (repeat to end)


 

Guns Sea Dolphins

This is BFM news.
The Malaysian police have lost 44 guns in the sea.

In Moscow, army captain claims 500 kalishnikovs lost in Bering sea.

In Japan, police have lost 35 guns in the sea

Australian police have lost 54 guns in the sea.

The Canadian mounted police have lost 73 guns in the sea

I am tony Montana, I just lost 1000 of my little friends in the sea

Guns, sea, dolphins
Guns, sea, dolphins
Dolphin find gun, dolphin kill octopus.
Dolphin find gun, dolphin kill whale

Guns, sea, dolphins
Guns, sea, dolphins
Dolphin find gun, dolphin kill seal
Dolphin find gun, dolphin kill squid

See dolphin smile
See dolphin jump through hoop
See dolphin, flick safety off
See dolphin cap yo ass

See dolphin laugh 
See dolphin rampage
Undersea shooting spree
Now they come for me

Guns, sea, dolphins
Guns, sea, dolphins
Dolphin find gun, dolphin kill chimpanzee
Dolphin find gun, dolphin kill 
capybara

Guns, sea, dolphins
Guns, sea, dolphins
Dolphin find gun, dolphin kill humans.
Dolphin find gun, dolphin kill hermit crab, hermit crab!

 

ELECTRIC FLYING LADY

Electric Lady flying with me

Flying with me in my electric car (we gonna go far)

We tapau-ed food from the future

Radioactive bak kut teh for your mom… (Electric Mommy)

 

Can you fly with me? (x3)

Show me how high?

Can you hear my electric ra-di-o?

Can you hear my fusion tanks go bo-om? (bo-om bo-om bo-om yeah yeah)

See my tripped out tinted windows

Feel my electric leather seats…. (mmmmm… yeah)

 

Can you fly with me? (x3)

Show me how high?

 

There’s nothing in the rear view mirror

So come on let’s get nearer

Put your arms around me and we’ll be there in no time

 

 

Electric Lady flying with me

Electric Lady make me feel the Electricity

Electric Lady I hope you fly on with me

From coast to coast, city to city (even in Singapore)

 


 

LHC

Large Hadron Collider Calling from the past

Large Hadron Collider Beams movin' very fast

Movin' faster than light  Boogie tachyons

Magnets running hot, baby Get down on the floor

 

Boogie, boogie, just boogie

Boogie, boogie, just boogie

 

You shine into the future. From the lake Geneva shore

You're brighter than a flare gun. Some stupid lost control

I lock into your signal. From a future very far

All systems running hot, baby. Get down on the floor.

 

I'm coming back to you, baby. From the future to the past

I got your cell phone number baby. I'll call you when I'm back

We'll head down to the disco. They'll play some funky tunes

Vinyls spinning hot, baby. Melt down on the floor (you're radioactive, baby)

 

Large Hadron Collider. Shine your light for me

You're like a giant disco ball. Glow for all to see

My baby's waitin for me. Got to get on home

When I get into Geneva. Gotta call her on the phone

 

Large Hadron Collider. Shine your light for me. You're like a giant disco ball. Glow for all to see.

 

2012, Dec

Mayan calendar predicts the end of the world. More precisely, it marks the beginning of the Technological Apocalypse.

 

2013

Quality of education begins to plummet. New technology development slows down. A new civilization of USERS is born. Need to know something? Google it. Need to do something? Download the App.

 

[AZMYL STOP, band performs Userboy User girl]

2020

In Newark, New Jersey, USA, the last Technology Creator dies, hit by an old VW Combi decked out with Grateful Dead stickers. Science, tech, engineering schools wither away as students only want to study management, liberal arts and social sciences. There are no more scientists and engineers. The managers begin managing other managers. Chaos ensues. Mobs take over the governments.

 

 

 

[AZMYL STOP, band performs Tony Montana]

2050

Cars, planes, trains, ships, factories, air conditioners, cell phones begin to break down but no one knows how to fix them. No replacements can be made because all the manufacturing facilities have been abandoned.

 

2100

The last piece of technology has broken down, a vintage special edition right hand drive Chevy Impala in Malaysia. People’s movements are restricted to their towns/cities be reached by foot, boat or pack animal. Society reverts to a primitive state. Many urban dwellers die because have forgotten how to farm and can’t buy food from a supermarket or 7-11.

 

2500’s

The population of the world has reduced to 500 million. Mostly those who came from agrarian backgrounds survived. Urban dwellers perished. Animistic based religions start making a comeback.

[AZMYL STOP, band performs Humans Are Dumb]

2700’s

Some of the more enlightened humans rediscover old scientific texts. Without sufficient mathematical or scientific background, books like Origin of the Species, and Principia Mathematica are revered as holy texts. The theories and theorems are memorized and recited verbatim. The animistic religions begin absorbing parts of these books as part of their dogma.

 

New religions are born. Physicism, Alchemism, Biologism, and Numerism are the main religions. Newton, Meldelev, Darwin and Euler are worshipped by a Scientific Monk class that has risen amongst the agrarians.

 

 

2800’s

Through the scientific religious, humankind reconnects with its lost scientific and technological roots and begins rebuilding. Carpenters, blacksmiths, masons, glass blowers, appear.

 

Stone monasteries are built, equations, schematics, graphs are captured in stained glass.

 

 

2900’s

An old iPad, is found in what used to be known as Paris, France.

 

It is brought to the nearest Monastery, which happens to be one dedicated to Darwinian Biologism. There, it was found that the iPad had miraculously survived the centuries intact and had retained some power.

 

When activated, it played the last thing its long dead user was watching, the May 28, 1975 episode of “The Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau”,  "A Sound of Dolphins".

 

This is the first time anyone has seen a movie, and this is considered a revelation. 2 Monks manage to watch it for about 42 minutes, before the power completely drains.

 

The movie depicts marine biologist Jacques Cousteau and his research team in decked out in SCUBA gear and piloting submersibles, interacting with dolphins and other sea creatures.

 

After months of solitary contemplation, the Monks declare this a Miracle, and Jacques Cousteau their God who has communicated with them through the Tablet of Silver and Glass.

 

1.      The Disciples of Jacques Cousteau, “Cousteaceans

2.      The Order of the Ocean Three, “Cousthreeniteans

 

Coustaceans believe that Cousteau watches them from a “Heavenly Submarine”, believers and those who follow the teachings are rewarded in the afterlife, non-believers and heretics spend eternity in a cave filled with sea urchins, stinging poison fire worms and burning lava.

 

Cousthreeniteans, believe that Cousteau manifested himself as three different entities, the Marine Biologist, The SCUBA Tank and the Ship (the Beagle). All three were necessary for Cousteau to carry out his mission to explore the seas and make talking pictures. Thus, all three are revered and worshipped.

 

Though derived from the same documentary, each religion considers the other heresy.

 

This has caused settlements to be divided along religious lines.

 

3900’s

Humans have rebuilt civilization. The scientific based religions remain. Cousteaceans and Cousthreeniteans have grown to be the largest religions in the world.

 

4000-4100

Tension sets in.

 

Cousteceans called their deity “Jacques Cousteau”, while the Cousthreeniteans generally referred to their deity as “The Marine Biologist”.

 

However, in some settlements, Cousthreeniteans began replacing “The Marine Biologist” with “Jacques Cousteau” in their holy texts and prayers.

 

This caused serious offence the Cousteaceans. They felt their followers would be confused and possibly converted into Cousthreeniteans.

 

Small skirmishes began. Octopi carcases, with their tentacles severed (considered unclean)  where thrown into Cousteaceans worship pools.

 

A Cousteacean went to a Cousthreeniteans Aquagogue, took the holy sacrament (a puff from the Holy SCUBA tank), then peed in his swimming trunks in front of the congregation, then swam away.

 

Soon, war was declared.

[AZMYL STOP, band performs Jacques Cousteau]

 

4183

Cousteaceans develop thermonuclear war heads and aim them at Cousthreeniteans settlements. Early one Monday morning, the command is issued to launch. Nothing happens.

 

Apparently, the contractor who won the job, won it due to cronyism and had absolutely zero experience designing, constructing or project managing a project of that magnitude.

 

Tuesday afternoon. An meteorite, a gigantic icy ball, hits Earth.

 

Human kind is all but wiped out. The impact from the meteorite severely deforms the planet’s crust. Its ice melts and sea levels rise, submerging the continents. Only three rocky outcroppings remain above the sea level, in places formerly known as Newark, NJ, USA, Subang Jaya, and Shah Alam, Malaysia.

 

The entire world human population is less than 100,000.

 

[AZMYL STOP, band performs Meteorite followed by Chinese Tsunami]

 

 

 

4500

The Dolphins rise from the oceans. They had built cleverly hidden underwater cities. For the past 30,000 years, they had been observing human activities sending scouts to interact with humans in the guise of friendly dolphins Oceanariums and Sea Parks. Their greatest agent, Flipper, enabled them to develop a dolphin language translation program for around 500 human languages. They form a new Terran Government and begin the Dry Land Animal Conservation Program.

 

5000

Dolphins started programs to build artificial islands to allow the surface of the planet to be repopulated by land faring species. Skies hum, filled with flying electric cars.

 

6000-10,000

The Golden Civilization of the Sentient Terran Beings began. Dolphins governed the planet with humans and other sentient species, namely Chimpanzees, Orang Utans, Squid and Whales.

 

During this time Science, Mathematics and Engineering flourished. But there was no music or art, as these were seen as frivolous pursuits.

 

[AZMYL STOP, band performs Chimpanzee, Squid and Vegetarian.]

 

 

 

11,976

A minor earthquake unearths an underground facility in what used to be known as Shah Alam. The facility was a cryogenic storage unit, powered by a nuclear power cell. Three hypersleep capsules, containing three humans (two males and a female) were discovered.

 

Upon waking up, they explained (using an old English – Dolphin translator developed by Flipper), that they had put themselves into hypersleep in December 2013, at the onset of the Technological Apocolypse. They explained that there were a “Punk Rock” band called “The Panda Head Curry?”. A concept that confounded the people of 10,1976.

 

Using computers (there were no more instruments, no wood for guitars or drum sticks, no plastic for keypards or drum skins) they put together an “album” of songs.

 

The Sentient Terran Beings had never heard anything like that before and were enthralled. This marked the beginning of the “The Golden Civilization of the Terran Sentient Beings, Who Could Groove”.

 

11,983

The Panda Head Curry?’s album “Where’s My Flying Electric Car?”, is ‘83’s best album, and inspires other Sentient Terran Beings to start their own bands.

Defining the sound of the ‘80’s

 

[AZMYL STOP, band performs FEC]

 

 

12,012

Fundamentalist dolphins and whales are at loggerheads. Apparently, the whales take offense that the word they use for their God, Waaaiiilllll, squeak, kkrrrkkk, krrrkkk, waaaiiillll, squierk, krrrk, krrk is also used by the dolphins.

12,013

Dolphins are adamant about referring to their god as Waaaiiilllll, squeak, kkrrrkkk, krrrkkk, waaaiiillll, squierk, krrrk, krrk”.

 

This escalates and goes to court.

12,014

Whales and dolphins begin mining the seas for uranium, thermonuclear weapons are built and tested.

[AZMYL STOP, band performs Guns Sea Dolpins]

 

12,015

The Panda Head Curry? senses the approach of an apocalypse. They decide the best way to avoid getting caught in the coming nuclear war, would be to escape….to the past.

 

They develop a novel piece of technology, The Flux Capacitor, which when installed in a flying electric car, turn it into a time machine. They manufacture millions of these and install them in non Dolphin/Whale flying electric cars.

[AZMYL STOP, band performs Electric Lady]

 

12,016

The exodus begins. Using the Large Hadron Collider as a beacon, the time machines (cloaked) launch towards the past.

 

20 Nov 2009

The Large Hadron Collider is turned on and the flying electric cars from 10,2016 come streaming in.

 

2010

To avoid a repeat of the Technological Apocalypse, some of these “agents from the future”, initiate programs for Scientific and Mathematical proficiency, Science, Tech, Engineering Math (STEM) initiatives in the west and the Teach For Malaysia program.

 

The Beginning?

 

[AZMYL STOP, band performs LHC]